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Tenacious D - Cock Pushups lyrics

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...

JB: Yeah?

KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?

JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.

KG: Yeah?

JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.

KG: Cock Pushups?

JB: Yeah.

KG: What are those?

JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.

KG: Yeah...

JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole

weight?

JB: Well not at first...

KG: Yeah?

JB: But over time.

KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?

JB: ...cock pushups?

KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.

JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need